Erewhon Smoothie Best to Worst Ranking List (Los Angeles, California)

Truth be told, I love Erewhon. I kept trying to resist it, but I had a friend who went regularly, and got me into it. Like any reasonable person with a blog, I justified my overspending of money on smoothies as ‘content’, so here is said justification in the form of a definitive ranking of my favourite Erewhon smoothies. Perhaps it’ll convince you to spend less than I did on one that actually speaks to you! Enjoy!

Not included due to containing gluten: Vanilla Matcha Smoothie, Mint Chip Energizer

As well, if you crave more ‘drink’ content, don’t forget to also check out some other café or food posts, such as the ones below:

Strawberry Glaze skin smoothie

I hate to admit it, but the overly expensive Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie is absolutely delicious, and sometimes makes me feel the price is worth it (note: sometimes).

The avocado and coconut cream give it a rich texture, while the maple syrup and dates add the right amount of sweetness to the overall “strawberry” taste.

It’s the best, hands down.

I mean… Unless you hate strawberries. But who hates strawberries?!

Ingredients: Organic Almond Milk, Organic Banana, Organic Strawberries, Organic Avocado, Organic Dates, Organic Maple Syrup, Grass-fed Vanilla Collagen, Vanilla Stevia, Sea Moss, Organic Coconut Cream, Organic Strawberry Glaze)

coconut cloud smoothie

When I’m not in the mood for a Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie, the Coconut Cloud is my alternative pick.

If we were in a throuple, I would say I loved both of them, but I have a minor preference for the Strawberry Glaze, i.e., if I were on a roller coaster, I would pick Strawberry Glaze to sit next to me, but still feel bad Coconut Cloud was left behind.

Refreshing thanks to pineapple and banana, and delicious thanks to vanilla, this is a great option for those who want something less sweet overall.

Ingredients: Malk Organic Almond Milk, Organic Pineapple, Organic Banana, Organic Avocado, Organic Almond Butter, Grass-fed Vanilla Collagen, Blue Spirulina, Organic Coconut Cream)

Raw Farms Strawberry Smoothie

Ingredients: Raw Farm Kefir, Organic Strawberries, Organic Banana, Grass-fed Whey Protein, Grass-fed Colostrum, Organic Goji Berries, Lucuma, Tocos, Organic Honey, Sea Salt, Organic Coconut Cream, ALLERGENS: Dairy Coconut

Malibu mango smoothie

Perfect Amino Choco-Revive by Gary Brecka

Ingredients: Organic Coconut Milk, Elevate Hydrogen Water, PerfectAmino Chocolate Powder, Cacao Powder, Organic Almond Butter, Organic Avocado, Organic Chia Seeds, MCT Oil, Organic Raspberries, Organic Cauliflower Rice, Organic Coconut Cream, Organic Dates, Organic Keto Maple Syrup, Reishi, Ashwagandha)

Strawberry Probiotic Smoothie / Post Workout Smoothie

Strawberry Probiotic Smoothie:
Ingredients: Organic Strawberries, Organic Raw Almond Milk, Organic Coconut Kefir, Grass-fed Collagen, Organic Tocos, Probiotics, Xylitol, Vanilla Stevia)

Post Workout Smoothie:
Ingredients: Organic Blueberries, Organic Grass-fed Vanilla Collagen, Organic Chia Seeds, Organic Lucuma, Organic Coconut Water, Grass-fed Whey Protein, Organic Maca

Maca Bomb:
Ingredients: Organic Raw Almond Milk, Organic Hemp Seeds, Organic Maca, Organic Mesquite, Organic Tocos, Organic Lucuma, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Goji Berries, Organic Almonds, Organic Dates, Toffee Stevia

Activated Smoothie
Ingredients: Organic Cold Brew Coffee, Organic Raw Almond Milk, Organic Coconut Cream, Organic Dates, Dandy Blend, Organic Coffee Beans, Organic Lucuma, Organic Mesquite, Organic Maca, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Raw Cacao Powder, Organic Grass-fed Collagen, MCT Oil, Organic Ghee, Organic Tocos, Organic Cinnamon, Toffee Stevia, Organic Hemp Seeds